"I dodge the blast and apologize for collateral damage." Homestuck blog if you would like to check it out is here:
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
i won’t lie
am in fact an “attention whore”
i need to feel like i actually
matter to people
i need to feel like i’m not a
totally horrible person
i need to feel like there are people who
certainly not gonna do it myself
wtf is with America.. get me out..
americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
"How can you know you’re asexual if you haven’t tried sex?"
How do you know you won’t like hugging a cactus if you haven’t tried it? Go on. Hug a cactus. Maybe you’ll like it.
. Go hug a fucking cactus
upset stomach and vomiting
irregular menstrual cycles
lowered immune system
shortness of breath
it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “
I Somehow Became the Mom of the Group When I’m Not Even The Oldest One: A novel by me
do you ever look at your friends and you are like
"Holy shIT YOU ARE SO CUTE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I AM SO GLAD aND lUCKY WE R FRIENDS HOLY CRAp"
neck kissing is honestly the
hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
homestuck is everywhere you can’t escape it. Betty Crocker baked goods? homestuck. buckets? homestuck. Zodiac symbols? nope, homestuck. apple juice? still homestuck. kid named John? yep, even that’s homestuck you piece of trash.
shoutout to all the asexuals who stand strong in their sexuality even though the media tells us everyday that sex is one of the most important aspects of being human
how do u reach such a level of cuteness where people draw you for fun